| My sincere apology goes out to all the intelligent | | | | And from the United Kingdom comes this hot |
| women in this world for my article title as well as | | | | press release entitled Women Pamper |
| for what I'm about to say, but my problem is | | | | Themselves: "Sales of bubble bath, face masks, |
| that I've been completely unable to find you. | | | | massage oils and other female pampering |
| Where are you??? After many years of trying | | | | products have more than trebled, suggesting that |
| every idea in my extremely creative repertoire, | | | | women in the UK are more concerned with |
| I've failed to find even one truly intelligent woman. | | | | making themselves feel loved and pampered than |
| Now I can't stand hip hop music (gansta garbage) | | | | relying on the men in their lives. This steep rise in |
| but my experience with women over the last 10 | | | | sales of indulgent beauty treats highlights the |
| years has gradually forced me to agree with the | | | | trend that women are ditching their men for their |
| writers that bitch is a fairly appropriate term for | | | | girlfriends!" Now what are all the sincere and |
| modern day women. The word pampering comes | | | | desperate men supposed to do about a thing like |
| from the women themselves. It's what they say | | | | that?There's a big difference between intelligence |
| they want. It's their concept of being treated well | | | | and wisdom. I don't expect to find more than a |
| and the proof is in the countless number of | | | | handful of people in this world who possess true |
| businesses that have flourished by catering to | | | | wisdom so I was nauseated to discover an |
| their slavish desires. There must be at least 2 or | | | | organization called the Women of Wisdom |
| 3 nail salons on every busy block of every town | | | | Foundation who have a Sacred Pampering Day |
| and city in the United States. 50 years ago, there | | | | for Women, and I quote: "Women enter a healing |
| wasn't a woman alive who would even consider | | | | temple and can sample a diverse selection of |
| having her toenails cut by another woman in full | | | | products and services from a variety of experts |
| view of the public where she can be seen through | | | | in the art of pampering women." I can imagine |
| the store front window.Here's a quote from the | | | | Mother Mary up there somewhere being stunned |
| Oprah Magazine: "Could you use a little pampering | | | | by this spectacle of desecration in a thing |
| this holiday season? Behold a harvest of luxurious | | | | somebody has the nerve to call a temple!Here's |
| beauty treats." Yecccch! And then "When was | | | | another press release from Naperville, Illinois, |
| your last long soak in the tub? And just how old is | | | | entitled Spa Girl Parties, Inc. - Pampering Women |
| that loofah in your shower?" I don't even want to | | | | Across the Country 100 Times Over: "Welcome |
| think about that because I buy a new loofah | | | | to the fabulously fun and pampered world of Spa |
| every week, don't I? For the past four years in | | | | Girl Parties where we cater to your need for |
| St. Louis, the Women's Support and Community | | | | pampering and your appetite to shop till you drop." |
| Services Program has hosted a monthly Day of | | | | Need I say more? Is anybody gagging with a |
| Pampering that has been extremely successful | | | | spoon yet? Next, a hot wire flashes from the |
| because women are able to get massages, | | | | Columbia University News Service: "Wilderness |
| pedicures, and facials from other women who | | | | adventures now come with up-scale pampering. |
| donate their time and skills to help them feel | | | | Your wilderness experience includes soft beds, |
| pampered. It's a cabal. If I never hear the words | | | | fancy food and relaxation. |
| "girls night out" again it will be too soon for me! | | | | |