| My sincere apology goes out to all the | | | | out" again it will be too soon for me! And |
| intelligent women in this world for my | | | | from the United Kingdom comes this hot press |
| article title as well as for what I'm about | | | | release entitled Women Pamper Themselves: |
| to say, but my problem is that I've been | | | | "Sales of bubble bath, face masks, massage |
| completely unable to find you. Where are | | | | oils and other female pampering products have |
| you??? After many years of trying every idea | | | | more than trebled, suggesting that women in |
| in my extremely creative repertoire, I've | | | | the UK are more concerned with making |
| failed to find even one truly intelligent | | | | themselves feel loved and pampered than |
| woman. Now I can't stand hip hop music | | | | relying on the men in their lives. This steep |
| (gansta garbage) but my experience with women | | | | rise in sales of indulgent beauty treats |
| over the last 10 years has gradually forced | | | | highlights the trend that women are ditching |
| me to agree with the writers that bitch is a | | | | their men for their girlfriends!" Now what |
| fairly appropriate term for modern day women. | | | | are all the sincere and desperate men |
| The word pampering comes from the women | | | | supposed to do about a thing like |
| themselves. It's what they say they want. | | | | that?There's a big difference between |
| It's their concept of being treated well and | | | | intelligence and wisdom. I don't expect to |
| the proof is in the countless number of | | | | find more than a handful of people in this |
| businesses that have flourished by catering | | | | world who possess true wisdom so I was |
| to their slavish desires. There must be at | | | | nauseated to discover an organization called |
| least 2 or 3 nail salons on every busy block | | | | the Women of Wisdom Foundation who have a |
| of every town and city in the United States. | | | | Sacred Pampering Day for Women, and I quote: |
| 50 years ago, there wasn't a woman alive who | | | | "Women enter a healing temple and can sample |
| would even consider having her toenails cut | | | | a diverse selection of products and services |
| by another woman in full view of the public | | | | from a variety of experts in the art of |
| where she can be seen through the store front | | | | pampering women." I can imagine Mother Mary |
| window.Here's a quote from the Oprah | | | | up there somewhere being stunned by this |
| Magazine: "Could you use a little pampering | | | | spectacle of desecration in a thing somebody |
| this holiday season? Behold a harvest of | | | | has the nerve to call a temple!Here's another |
| luxurious beauty treats." Yecccch! And then | | | | press release from Naperville, Illinois, |
| "When was your last long soak in the tub? And | | | | entitled Spa Girl Parties, Inc. - Pampering |
| just how old is that loofah in your shower?" | | | | Women Across the Country 100 Times Over: |
| I don't even want to think about that because | | | | "Welcome to the fabulously fun and pampered |
| I buy a new loofah every week, don't I? For | | | | world of Spa Girl Parties where we cater to |
| the past four years in St. Louis, the Women's | | | | your need for pampering and your appetite to |
| Support and Community Services Program has | | | | shop till you drop." Need I say more? Is |
| hosted a monthly Day of Pampering that has | | | | anybody gagging with a spoon yet? Next, a hot |
| been extremely successful because women are | | | | wire flashes from the Columbia University |
| able to get massages, pedicures, and facials | | | | News Service: "Wilderness adventures now come |
| from other women who donate their time and | | | | with up-scale pampering. Your wilderness |
| skills to help them feel pampered. It's a | | | | experience includes soft beds, fancy food and |
| cabal. If I never hear the words "girls night | | | | relaxation. |